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註冊 2008-12-16
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TEST FOR DEMENTIA﹝ 癡呆症﹞
TEST FOR
DEMENTIA﹝ 癡呆症﹞
（ 網路文章 ）
Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to
answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them
immediately. Let's find out just how clever
you really are.
下列有四個問題及一個加分題，你 必須立刻回答，不能花時間慢慢 想，讓我們看看你有多聰明。準 備好，向下捲！
First Question： You are participating in a race.. You overtake
the second place person. What position are you in?
第 一題：
你參加賽跑，追過第2名，你是第幾名？
Answer： If you answered that you are first, then you are wrong!
If you overtake the second place person, and you take their place, you
are second!
解 答：如果你的回答是第1名， 你就錯了！你如果追過第2名， 你只是取代那人的位置，你是第2名。
To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you
took for the first question.
回答第2 題，你不能使用與回答第 1 題相同的時間。
Second Question：If you are in a race, and you overtake the
last person, then you are?
第二題：你參加賽跑，你追過最後一名，你是第幾名？
Answer ： If you answered that you are second to last,
then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST
person?! You're not having a good time at this! Are you?
解 答：如果你的回答是倒數第2名， 你又錯了！告訴我，你怎能追過 最後一名？顯然你並未樂在其中！
Very tricky maths! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
很詭異的算術！這只能在腦中盤算。不要使用紙與筆或計算機， 試試看。
Third Question： Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another
1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000.
now add 10. What is the total?
第三題：以1000加 上40，再加1000，再加30，再加1000，現在加上20，再加一次1000，現在加上10，總數是什麼？
Answer ： Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually
4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator!
解 答：得到5000是嗎？正確答案是 4100，不相信，用計算機查證吧！
Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last
question right?
今天對你鐵定諸事不宜，或許最後一題你會對？
Fourth Question：
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana,
2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
第四題：Mary 的 父親有 5 個 女兒，第 1 個 女兒 Nana ， 第 2 個 女兒 Nene ， 第3個女兒
Nini ， 第 4 個 女兒 Nono ， 第 5 個女兒的名字是什麼？
Answer ： Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the
question again!
解 答：答案是 Nunu 嗎？ 不！絕對不是，她的名字是Mary， 請再讀一次問題！
Okay, now the bonus round. You can partially redeem yourself with this
one ！
好， 現在是加分題。這題可稍稍解救 ﹝彌補﹞你！
Bonus Question :
There is a mute person who wants to buy a
toothbrush. By imitating t! he action of brushing one's teeth he
successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of
sunglasses, how should he express himself?
加分題
：一個啞巴想買牙刷，他模仿刷牙的動作，成功的向店主表達，也完成了購買。現在如果一個瞎子想買一副太陽眼鏡，他要如何表達？
Answer ： He just has to open his mouth and ask. He's blind,
not mute - so simple.
解 答：他只要張開嘴問即可。他是瞎子，不是啞巴。
就這麼簡單！
KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE 'SMART PEOPLE' IN
YOUR LIFE
把 這個傳下去，以便打擊那些你生 活中遇到的「聰明人」 !!
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